gq: Bill Murray Will See You Now How about Garfield? Can you explain that to me? Did you just do it for the dough? No! I didn’t make that for the dough! Well, not completely. I thought it would be kind of fun, because doing a voice is challenging, and I’d never done that. Plus, I looked at the script, and it said, “So-and-so and Joel Coen.” And I thought: Christ, well, I love those Coens! They’re funny. So I sorta read a few pages of it and thought, Yeah, I’d like to do that. I had these agents at the time, and I said, “What do they give you to do one of these things?” And they said, “Oh, they give you $50,000.” So I said, “Okay, well, I don’t even leave the fuckin’ driveway for that kind of money.” And it’s not like you’re helping out an indie director by playing Garfield. Exactly. He’s in 3,000 newspapers every day; he’s not hurtin’. Then this studio guy calls me up out of nowhere, and I had a nice conversation with him. No bullshit, no schmooze, none of that stuff. We just talked for a long time about the movie. And my agents called on Monday and said, “Well, they came back with another offer, and it was nowhere near[beat]“That’s the line? Well, I can’t say that.” And you sit there and go, What can I say that will make this funny? And make it make sense? And I worked. I was exhausted, soaked with sweat, and the lines got worse and worse. And I said, “Okay, you better show me the whole rest of the movie, so we can see what we’re dealing with.” So I sat down and watched the whole thing, and I kept saying, “Who the hell cut this thing? Who did this? What the fuck was Coen thinking?” And then they explained it to me: It wasn’t written by that Joel Coen. Our favorite bit from GQ senior editor Dan Fierman’s electric Q+A with Bill Murray from August 2010, which the very excellent Longform.org just picked as one of year’s five best interviews. If you ask us, it’s one of the one best interviews of 2010, but we’re biased because we love Bill Murray, and Dan’s OK too. (Also: how bout that great Daniel Clowes illustration, huh?)

gq:

Bill Murray Will See You Now

How about Garfield? Can you explain that to me? Did you just do it for the dough?

No! I didn’t make that for the dough! Well, not completely. I thought it would be kind of fun, because doing a voice is challenging, and I’d never done that. Plus, I looked at the script, and it said, “So-and-so and Joel Coen.” And I thought: Christ, well, I love those Coens! They’re funny. So I sorta read a few pages of it and thought, Yeah, I’d like to do that. I had these agents at the time, and I said, “What do they give you to do one of these things?” And they said, “Oh, they give you $50,000.” So I said, “Okay, well, I don’t even leave the fuckin’ driveway for that kind of money.”

And it’s not like you’re helping out an indie director by playing Garfield.

Exactly. He’s in 3,000 newspapers every day; he’s not hurtin’. Then this studio guy calls me up out of nowhere, and I had a nice conversation with him. No bullshit, no schmooze, none of that stuff. We just talked for a long time about the movie. And my agents called on Monday and said, “Well, they came back with another offer, and it was nowhere near[beat]“That’s the line? Well, I can’t say that.” And you sit there and go, What can I say that will make this funny? And make it make sense? And I worked. I was exhausted, soaked with sweat, and the lines got worse and worse. And I said, “Okay, you better show me the whole rest of the movie, so we can see what we’re dealing with.” So I sat down and watched the whole thing, and I kept saying, “Who the hell cut this thing? Who did this? What the fuck was Coen thinking?” And then they explained it to me: It wasn’t written by that Joel Coen.

Our favorite bit from GQ senior editor Dan Fierman’s electric Q+A with Bill Murray from August 2010, which the very excellent Longform.org just picked as one of year’s five best interviews. If you ask us, it’s one of the one best interviews of 2010, but we’re biased because we love Bill Murray, and Dan’s OK too. (Also: how bout that great Daniel Clowes illustration, huh?)

3,629 notes

  1. hightouchboy92 reblogged this from gq
  2. happilyunorthodox reblogged this from gq
  3. dulcerawr reblogged this from gq
  4. findyourwaytouglyplaces reblogged this from outtheatmosphere
  5. halfwayinfinite reblogged this from lifewithmike
  6. curturbane reblogged this from gq
  7. avedallworth reblogged this from gq
  8. eddiealdrin reblogged this from gq
  9. flexotika reblogged this from gq
  10. motionsgrowthfilms reblogged this from gq
  11. christianlaurel reblogged this from georgiannaday
  12. burgerjoint reblogged this from jimmywhacked
  13. jimmywhacked reblogged this from gq
  14. gq posted this